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Dude (no makeup)
Nov 13, 2019
In Original Jokes
I was searching for educational online courses, when I came across one on masturbation, so I enrolled because such skills can really cum in handy.
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Dude (no makeup)
Nov 03, 2019
In Bar Jokes
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 10, 2019
In Dirty jokes
Q. What did the lil pee pee say to the condom? A. I'll be right back!
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 05, 2019
In Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there? Willis! Willis who? Willis dick fit in your mouth?
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 05, 2019
In Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there? Gladiator... Gladiator who? Gladiator during the three-some.
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 05, 2019
In Original Jokes
Q. I was in Chinatown and a guy was trying to get me to eat a cat by telling me it tasted like chicken. A. I told him I was pretty sure it tasted like pussy.
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 01, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
Q. What did Argon do when Copper insulted him? A. Nothing. Argon had no reaction.
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 01, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
Q. Why did the programmer use the entire bottle of shampoo in the shower? A. The directions said, "Lather, rinse, repeat."
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 01, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
Q. Where does bad light end up? A. In prism.
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 01, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
A wife sends her software engineer husband to the store to buy some milk and eggs, so she says "Get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six." So the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 01, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
Q. Did you know there is a band called 1023 MB? A. They are a good band but they haven't have any gigs lately.
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 01, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
There are two types of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data -
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 01, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
There are 10 types of people in the world ... Those who know binary, and those who don't.
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 01, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
I have this new theory about inertia, but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere, and it doesn't look like it is gaining any momentum either.
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 01, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 01, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
Q. Did you know what to do with a sick chemist? A. If you can't helium, or curium, then you'll have to barium.
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Dude (no makeup)
Sep 01, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
If you're not part of the problem, you are part of the precipitate!
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Dude (no makeup)
Aug 30, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
Q. What is a 72? A. 69 with three people watching.
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Dude (no makeup)
Aug 30, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
Q. What is a 6.9? A. A good thing ruined by a period.
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Dude (no makeup)
Aug 30, 2019
In Nerd Jokes
Q. What is the square root of 69? A. Ate something.
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