A man walks by and asks her why she's crying. The woman says, "I’ve never been kissed before."
The man picks her up gives her a kiss and then puts her down and starts to walk away, but hears her crying again.
He turns back and asks, "Why are you crying again?" She says, "I’ve never been fucked before." So he picks her up and tosses her into the ocean and says, "Ok, now you’re fucked!"