So she puts out an ad: "I'm looking for a man that won't hit me, won't run away, and can satisfy me."
A week later she hears a very loud knock at the door.
She answers it and sees a man with no arms or legs.
He says "I saw your ad. Listen, I have no arms, so I won't beat you and I have no legs, so I won't run away."
She replies, "But how will you satisfy me?"
He grins and says, "How do you think I knocked on your door?"