Since most of the facilities were completely full, they had to
put him in a Jewish home.
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says Grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here," Grandpa says with a big smile. "Listen, there's a judge in here who's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'! And there's also a physician here who's 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
"And what about you Grandpa", asks the grandson.
"And me...., well, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The fucking Arab!"