He goes up to a window and talks to a teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks ID.
The frog hands over his ID and says, "I'm Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager."
Patty explains that Kermit will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
"Sure, how about this," said Kermit, as he produces a tiny, bright pink porcelain elephant, about an inch tall. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager, and disappears into a back office.
Patty walks into the manager's office and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $50,000, And, he wants to use this as collateral." Patty holds up the tiny pink elephant.
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."