They were trying to figure out what to do when Sven said, "Hey Olle, maybe we should go back to school!"

Olle said, "Why? I already know all I need to know."

But Sven said, "Well, maybe if we learn how to read, write and count properly, we'll get better jobs!" Olle thought about that and said, "Ya, I guess you're right."

So Sven said he would go to the local community college and sign up for some classes.

The next day Sven walks into the guidance counselors office and says, "I want to take some classes and get educated!" The counselor looks at him and asks, "What do you want to study?"

Sven thinks a bit then says, "You know, reading, writing and 'rithmatic."

The counselor says, "Very well, but I think you should also take a class in logic."

Sven asks, "Logic? What the hell is that?"

"Well, it's when you look at a situation, make some premises, and then induce or justify a conclusion."

But this just left Sven totally confused. "Huh?" He said.

The counselor then said, "Ok, I'll give you an example. Sven, do you own a lawnmower?"

"Yes."

Ok, since you own a lawnmower, that means you probably have a lawnmower, right?"

"Yup!"

"And since you have a house, you probably have a wife and kids."

Sven was surprised and said, "You're right again! Holy shit! And you knew all of that just because I have a lawnmower!"

"Yes," replied the counselor. "That's how logic works."

The counselor then signed them up for the class and Sven went back home. The the next day he met Olle.

"How did it go at the college?" Olle asked Sven.

"It went great, Olle. I signed us up for the regular classes and this new class called Logic!"

Olle looked confused, "Logic? What the hell is that?"

"Ya, I know. I never heard of it either. But here, I'll give you an example like the counselor told me so you'll understand. Olle, do you own a lawnmower?" Sven asked.

Olle said, "No."

Sven looked surprised and then said, "Damn, Olle! I didn't know you were gay!"