I was driving down I-95 last Tuesday , not really paying attention , and I failed to notice that traffic had stopped. I slammed the brakes, but it was too late and I rear ended the vehicle in front of me.
A young woman stepped out of the car, scowled at me and yelled "Well, ram me in theass as hard as you can, why don't you?"
Later, I told the judge that this was the precise moment that the miscommunication began.