He's tired of Chinese food so he calls a newly opened pizzeria and orders a pizza.30 minutes later, the deliveryman shows up with the pizza. He takes the pizza and opens the box and suddenly stars sneezing uncontrollably. When he finally stops sneezing he asks the deliveryman, "What the hell did you put on this pizza?!"The deliveryman bows deeply and says, "We put exactly what you ordered on the phone, sir. It's pepper only."