While he his looking for gifts, a rich man walks in and buys some flowers. The other guy looks and asks him if that was all he was going to buy or if he bought something else for his wife.
The rich man replies, "Oh, yes, of course! I bought her a new Mercedes C class and a diamond necklace."
The other guy looks bewildered and asked, "Why did you also buy her a necklace?"
The rich man explained, "Well, you see, if she doesn't like the car she can return it and keep the necklace." He then looks at the guy and asks, "So what are you going to get for your wife?"
The other guy looks down and quietly says, "I'm going to get her a pair of slippers and a dildo,"
The rich man asks, "Why the dildo?"
"Well, if she she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."