The Scotsman had never been to a baseball game before.
Whenever a batter would hit the ball, whether he was out or not, the Scotsman would yell, "Run, ye bugger, run!"
But one batter was thrown four pitches out of the strike zone, and leisurely made his way to first base. The Scotsman yelled, "Run, ye bugger, run!"
His American friend said, "Oh, he got four balls. He gets to walk."
The Scotsman replied, "Oh I see." Then he tried, "Walk with dignity, lad!"