They were have a great time at this party...when the rich man announces on his loud speaker, "Ladies and gentleman, I have a 30 foot man-eating alligator in my pool. Whoever's brave enough to jump into the pool and kill the gator, I'll give them 1 million dollars!"
Eveyone looks all interested but no one makes a move. Suddenly, there's splashing in the pool and everyone turns around and see Bubba in the pool fighting the gator!
After a few minutes they both go deep underwater and the gator floats belly up to the top of the water. Dead. Bubba climbs out of the pool bleeding and limping. The rich man goes up to him, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "Well, Bubba, I guess I owe you a million dollars."
Bubba says, "No, I don't want a million dollars."
The rich man says, "Well, at least take half a million dollars..."
Bubba again declines. Confused the rich man says, "At the very least take a quarter of a million dollars!"
Bubba says "No. I dont want your money."
The rich man says, "Well, Bubba, you've stumped me! What do you want?"
Bubba says, "I want the name of the guy that pushed me in the pool!"