This lady goes to the doctor for help, after exhausting all other attempts to find a mate. The doctor is a brilliant young Japanese fellow who just finished his residency in the States. She asks him to help her figure out why she can't even get a date, let alone have a relationship. Doctor looks at her, and asks her to "Take off arrr crows and crawwrr toward me (audibly saying mhmm)". She complies, and then he says, "now turn arrown and crawwrrr backwards (watching very intently nodding head)". She again complies. Excitedly, the doctor says, "AHH HAAA! I know what it is! You have Zackry disease!". Lady asks, "What is Zackry disease?" Doctor says, "Means.... yore face rook Zackry rike yore azzhoe!".