When the doctor sees the guy he asks, "What can I help you with?"
The guy says, "Well, I have a condition with my penis that I never saw before."
"OK," says the doctor. "Take your pants off and let's take a look."
The guy pulls his pants down and the doctor looks at the guy's penis which is a bright orange.
"Hmmmm," the doctor says. "I see what you mean. Tell me, when did you notice this?"
"This morning, when I woke up too pee."
"What did you do last night?"
The guy looked a bit embarrassed and said, "Well, I watched some porn while eating a bag of Cheetos."