A guy wants to have a larger penis, so he goes to the doctor to ask about a penis transplant. The doctor tells him that it'll cost about 20 thousand dollars. The guy says all he can afford is 1 thousand dollars. The doctor tells him that there is a new procedure that costs 1,500 dollars and is almost as good. What he'll do is replace the guy's penis with the trunk of a baby elephant. They guy thinks about it a bit and then agrees to do it.
A few weeks after the operation, the guy sees that everything is working well with his new penis and he decides to go out on a date. Later that evening he's at a restaurant with a beautiful woman and they are having some wine. The waiter arrives with some bread rolls and sets the basket on the table. After a few minutes the guy feels something stirring in his pants and then suddenly his elephant trunk penis pokes out and quickly reaches up over the table, grabs a bread roll and then quickly disappears back under the table. It all happened so fast that the woman barely noticed, but she did see something grab the bread as it disappeared. She wasn't quite sure what to make of it so she said nothing and continued to sip her wine and chat with the guy.
After a few minutes the same thing happened again, but this time she saw it was his penis. She was utterly amazed and couldn't believe what she just saw, but was too shy to mention it. A few minutes later the guy's penis came out again from under the table and grabbed a roll and disappeared. But before it was gone she got a good look at it and was able to make sure she actually saw what she thought she had seen.
She then asked the guy, "Ok, did I just see you grab dinner rolls off the table with your penis?" Bashfully, the guy told her yes, that's what happened. He started to apologize, but she interrupted him and said, "Oh no! That is amazing! Could you do it again, but slower?"
The guy replied, "I'm sorry. I really wish I could show you again, but I can't."
"Why not?" the woman asked. "Because there's no more room in my ass for another bread roll."