An accountant comes home one evening and shows his wife his new tattoo.

She incredulously asks, "Why the hell did you waste money on a tattoo of a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"

He replied, "We'll, I like to watch my money grow, and sometimes I like to play with my money, and I also like how it feels in my hand. And lastly, you don't need to go shopping if you want to blow a hundred bucks!"