A woman bought two female parrots who could talk, but she quickly found out that the only thing they knew how to say was, "We are hookers and we like to fuck!" No matter what the woman did, she couldn't get them to say anything else.
So she called her church one day and told the priest about her problem, and he told her that he has two male parrots, Peter and Paul, and all they seem to know what to do is pray all day long. He was sure that if she brought her two parrots over, and he put them together in the cage with Peter and Paul, the female parrots would stop swearing and start praying in no time.
The woman thought that this was a good idea, so she took her parrots over to the church. The priest showed her his two male parrots in the cage clutching their rosary beads as the diligently prayed. He took the woman's parrots and put them in the cage with Peter and Paul. It didn't take long before the two female parrots said, "We are hookers and we like to fuck!"
Peter and Paul looked at each other with sudden surprise and then Peter tells Paul, "Hey mate, put the beads away, our prayers have been answered!"