The horse gets stuck in some quicksand and starts to sink. The cat is frantically searching for anything to help her friend, so she decides to go back to the barn. There, she grabs the keys to the farmer’s Ferrari, jumps in and drives the Ferrari over to the horse. She throws the horse a rope, who catches it in his mouth, and then she ties it to the Ferrari, floors the gas, and pulls the horse from the quicksand.
A few days go by and then the cat gets stuck in the quicksand. The cat cries out for help. The horse, hearing her cries, gallops over. The cat, tells him to go get the Ferrari and rescue her like she saved him. But the horse, realizing he can't drive the Ferrari because he has hooves, thinks of a better idea. He straddles the puddle of quicksand, hovers over the cat, and says, "Reach up and grab a hold of my penis!"
The cat obliges, and the horse starts to stand straight up, and pulls the cat out of the quicksand, saving her.
The moral of this story is: If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a Ferrari to pick up pussy.