And asks, “You got any gwapes?” The bartender says, “No.”
The duck thanks him and leaves.
Next day the duck comes back and again asks, “You got any gwapes?”
The bartender answers, “No, we don’t have any grapes. This is a bar we don’t serve grapes.”
The duck thanks him and leaves.
Next day the duck comes back but before he can say anything, the bartender says, “Look here, Duck, we don’t have any grapes. We will never have grapes. Now, if you ask me for grapes one more time, I’m gonna staple your feet to the floor.” The duck thinks for a minute and then asks “You got any staples?”
The bartender says “No.”
The duck then says, “Oh good. You got any gwapes?”