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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."
So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Want to hear a joke about construction? -- I'm still working on it.
The doctor told the woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she got a divorce.
What did the one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? "Together, we can stop this shit."
There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Mario is an Italian plumber, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Jokes in original languages.