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The Joke Base
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The Jokes Database
They say laughter is the best medicine...even when you aren't sick.
All Time Favorite Jokes
Post your most favorite joke EVER! (Please, only 1 favorite joke per member).2
Animal Jokes
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."42
Bar Jokes
So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra.26
Blonde Jokes
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.8
Celebrity Jokes
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.7
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.25
Dad Jokes
Want to hear a joke about construction? -- I'm still working on it.100
Doctor Jokes
The doctor told the woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she got a divorce.6
Dirty jokes
What did the one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? "Together, we can stop this shit."39
Engineer Jokes
There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.13
Ethnic Jokes
Mario is an Italian plumber, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.64
Foreign Language
Jokes in original languages.25
Svenska skämt
En bra historia är en rolig historia.7
Gay Jokes
I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.12
Insults
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.9
Irish Jokes
So this Irishman walks out of a bar.....Nah, that would never happen.19
Jokes for Blokes
I changed my password to "penis". But it was too short.41
Jokes for Gals
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"13
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moooo!4
Marriage Jokes
I've been married so long, that fucking is now just an adjective.17
Midget Jokes
What do you call a chubby midget? Low fat.9
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Original Jokes
Did you make your own joke? Add it here!4
Pickup Lines
You look like a parking ticket...You got fine written all over you!8
Pirate Jokes
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A rookie2
Political Jokes
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.6
Q & A Jokes
Why did God create alcohol? So fat women can get laid too.27
Religious Jokes
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?16
Sven & Olle Jokes
Sven and Olle are two Scandinavians who immigrated to the US and are so dumb, that blondes tell jokes about them.8
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