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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.

The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Want to hear a joke about construction? -- I'm still working on it.

The doctor told the woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she got a divorce.

What did the one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? "Together, we can stop this shit."

There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Mario is an Italian plumber, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

So this Irishman walks out of a bar.....Nah, that would never happen.

I changed my password to "penis". But it was too short.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moooo!

I've been married so long, that fucking is now just an adjective.

What do you call a chubby midget? Low fat.

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You look like a parking ticket...You got fine written all over you!

What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A rookie

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.

Why did God create alcohol? So fat women can get laid too.

If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

Sven and Olle are two Scandinavians who immigrated to the US and are so dumb, that blondes tell jokes about them.